“Behold, the wonderful world of birds - nature’s favourite flying mammal - in all its glory.”
“Diving into peoples dreams, miniature black holes, Winnie the pooh - those are not items from my Amazon checkout page - they’re just some of the elements that make up the whole that is Comanauts.”
It is a well known rule of physics that in campaign games nobody can hear you scream. But I’ll tell you what - Gen7 doesn’t care about physics…
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal
“Long time No Pun Included viewers will know that, hey, we have some strong feelings when it comes to games designed by Alexander Pfister”
It seems like only yesterday we’ve plunged ourselves into the roll and write genre and yet here we are back again with another gorgeous title that very quickly charmed us.
Orbis is a game about being god and creating your own universe. Which is perhaps only fitting because we were so surprised by it, it might as well have fallen into our lap from the sky.
This game is a bit like a bad dad but that’s OK, our review will help you finish your homework.
Spice Spice Baby
The Kickstarter Experience
Get ready for Jedus, Acoustic Spanners and a cranky doctor. They're all about to make some noise. Specifically, one kind of noise. It's our review of Clank! In! Space! and in space nobody can hear you make corny sci-fi references.
Game of the Year 2017
Not Quite the Colossus
Stands With the Best of the Year
This Brick is on Fire
Stacking silly meeples? Check. Loud circus music? Check. A dead elephant? Check check check.
River Surges In Sunlight - enough said.
This isn't a game. This is a whole continent. No, really.
We're not gonna mince words. There's some sexy train science in this review. That's all you need to know.
Is that Scooby Doo? No, it's Mansions of Madness Second Edition - although we can't fault you for confusing those two. Both are silly, fun and full of hijinks. Zoiks fellas, better roll those dice to not go potty.